“How to be the perfect girlfriend” ranked 2nd in the top-viewed videos on Videojug today, with “How to be the perfect boyfriend” ranking in at number 5. –And I could rant about the rankings but I won’t. But I wanted to compare the titles of the “steps” each video listed.

“How to be the perfect girlfriend:
1. Relax your standards
2. …But make an effort
3. Massage his ego
4. Feed him
5. Give him space
6. Listen to him
7. In the bedroom”


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“How to be the perfect boyfriend:
1. Listen to her
2. Love her friends and family
3. Be a man
4. In the bedroom
5. Surprise her
6. Be hygienic
7. Be faithful”


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And number 8: never watch a video to learn that lesson.