Feb. 21 I will be at school, and so will Hillary and Barack.

But I can’t see them; I don’t have an invitation, and I don’t want to pay $50 to watch the debate with a bunch of hxc Democrats.

But if YOU do…

Hyatt Regency, 208 Barton Springs Rd., 6:30 pm to 10 pm. You get “light food and drinks,” according to the Statesman.

I think I will stand outside the recreational sports center (where the debate goes down) for five minutes, maybe make a sign with glitter.